Ok by my Chinese teachers request, I have gone out and Interveiwed a monkey for the sake of the Chinese New Year becuase if you read my other post you’ll know I was born in the year of the Monkey. Also for legal reasons we must insist that this is a wild monkey, is not called “Bubbles” and has never come into contact with Micheal Jackson.  Heres how it went…
Me: I am here today with the Monkey from the Chinese zodiac, we are very grateful for your participation-
Monkey: We?
Me: Me
Monkey: Awkward…
Me: You’re Awkward! Back to the subject; Do you believe that you have the characteristics that are said to be givin to those born in the year of the Monkey?
Monkey: Ah, where do you think they get it from?
Me: *cough* *cough* Smart ass *cough* *cough*
Monkey: what was that?
Me: ya mum…
Monkey: I’m THE Monkey, i don’t have a mum.
Me: ooh how would ya feel…
Monkey: betta than you
Me: SOOOO, IÂ guess we are like our zodiac characteristics. One more question…
Monkey: Shoot.
Me: Any reason why, you came 9th in a race of 12 animals?
Monkey: Any reason why your having a coversation with a monkey instead of hanging out with your friends, if you’ve got any, like normal teens.
Me: Touche.
Monkey: Indeed.
Me: I like you, you’re funny.
Monkey: We have a lot in common.
Me: Together we could rule the world!!!
Me and Monkey: Mwahahahaha!!!!! The world!!!
Me: Therefore I conclude this interveiw. Thank you.
Luv Kara xxoo
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touche kara, touche.. I am liking it, im liking it alot!!
catch ya m8 xx
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