If I had a mountain goat
I’d feed it everyday
It’d bound upon the rocks and hils
And together we would play
My mountain goat
Will have a coat
That’s warm and fuzzy and thick
It will only use
Australian-made shampoos
That were harm-free and organic
My mountain goat
Will be so fast
It will win every race!
And if you aggravate it enough
It might just poop in your face
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